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| Name | Bloatyshorts |
| Type | Short Pants |
| First Appearance | Issue 14 |
| Users | Gaz Membrane |
Bloatyshorts appeared in Issue 14 of the comics, and are described as "gamer-friendly" short pants, that have sixteen pockets in which to store pizza slices, which are advertised as coming fully stocked when given. They are given out for a single weekend once per generation for free with the purchase of any meal at Bloaty's Pizza Hog, and seem to be in very high demand.
Gaz was lucky enough to get the last pair (implying that there were more sold to the other children), which apparently had to be scraped off the floor before they were given to her.
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Gaz imagining herself wearing the gamer-friendly shorts
An employee brings the last pair