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Dib watching Mysterious Mysteries.
"Wow... What if it IS that guy?"
Mysterious Mytseries' newest case file is… "Chickenfoot"?
"Wait, that looks like a guy in a Mr. Chicky Licky suit!"
Dib uses his binoculars to get a closer look at "Chickenfoot".
Dib's binoculars.
"You can see the zipper!"
How does Mysterious Mysteries find this interesting?
"That IS a guy in a Mr. Chicky Licky suit!"
Just a crazy guy in a bad costume...
"What kind of idiots do they think we are?!" Dib's got a point!
Professor Membrane comes home, inviting the World Leaders.
"Hello, son! I'm giving these world leaders a tour of our home!" Why would he though?
The World Leaders are somehow fascinated with the Membrane Household.
"Who is the big-headed boy?"
Professor Membrane introducing one of the World Leaders to his son, who is in the middle of eating.
"This is my son, Dib, the future of the Membrane empire!"
Professor Membrane shows the World Leaders his son.
Bill is somehow working for Mysterious Mysteries?
"Chickenfoot is not a real chicken. He's a space chicken, from a planet where pig demons rule!" Wait, what!?
Dib with the group of World Leaders.
"Paranormal investigator? Your son believes these things? Are the rest of the people in your country crazy like this boy?" Now that is just rude, sir...
Most of the World Leaders laugh and mock poor Dib. Thanks, Dad! Membrane really needs to reevaluate his parenting...
Humiliated, angry Dib. Poor kid...
"Mysterious Mysteries is getting desperate for ratings!" Don't you mean Nickelodeon nowadays?
Dib tries turning off the TV while Maria explains about Chickenfoot with Bill and the Mysterious Mysteries Anchor.
Dib arrives at Chicky Licky.
"I WANT MY SLAW!"
"YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW, SIR!"
Dib encounters an argument between a customer and Eric.
The customers eating chicken while ignoring the insane slaw drama going on.
"What kinda chicken you want, mister?"
"Actually, I want some information about Chickenfoot."
The restaurant goes ominously silent when they hear "Chickenfoot". A baby cries, so the baby's mother sticks a piece of chicken in the baby's mouth to shut him up and the baby sucks on it like it’s a binky.
Everyone backs away from him as the 'slaw drama' comes to an end.
Maria, the goth chick who works at Chicky Licky, tells Dib to not say "Chickenfoot" around the restaurant.
"Don't say that name 'round here!" We don’t talk about Chickenfoot, no no no...
"He is the demon beast!"
"We've lost three chicken cookers since he come around!"
"Chickenfoot ate them?"
"No, they got better jobs." What a relief.
"But I hate that chicken beast!"
Maria warns Dib. "Get out now! Before you get a better job too!" Haha!
Dib is offered chicken with a strange purple chicken toy.
Eric offers Dib chicken in a rather creepy manner. Kids, don't ever trust strangers who offer food and toys to you - even if it's a Chicky Licky employee.
Dib finds a chicken toy that happens to contain a grappling hook? That’s odd..
Dib probably should've just trusted Maria instead of Eric because.. just look at his face.
"That chicken has a seeecret!"
Eric motions Dib to follow him.
Have these chicken been refrigerated well?
Dib notices Eric.
"Okay, what's the secret of Chickenfoot?"
"Ask... the dirty chicken!"
Eric squeezing the weird chicken toy.
"What is the secret... um, dirty... chicken?"
"Chickenfoot is a mass of chicken evil!"
That lightbulb needs to be changed.
"Oh come on, it's a guy in a chicken suit! Don't you have any hard facts?"
"I want facts!"
Eric hides behind a barrel of lard, still acting dramatic.
Dib knows that the lightbulb isn't working properly; maybe he should clean it, or better yet, tell the employees of the restaurant to change the bulb.
"The mass of chicken-y evil has an apartment?"
Yep! This restaurant NEEDS a better budget to have BETTER lighting!
"Govern, Rodriguez, Trueheart, Smacky... No Chickenfoot! The old man lied to me!"
A strange man who makes some weird gobble noise passes by Dib.
Dib notices the mysterious man passing by as he hears the gobble.
Go after him, Dib!
Dib runs down the hall.
Dib spots the room he thinks Chickenfoot went into.
Dib then runs to the room.
Dib knows how to kick the door open with karate or kung-fu!
"Give up, Chicken-"
The door bounces back and hits Dib in the face, pushes the door open. "Give up, Chickenfoot! I've got you!"
"Wait... You wants Chickenfoot?"
Turkeyneck reveals himself and his disgusting neck flabs, UGH! "Ho ho, see. I'm Turkeyneck! Chickenfoot's two doors down!"
"Why did you run from me?"
Turkeyneck and his gross "neck meats".
"I thought you were one a those darn kids after me lucky neck meats!" Yeah… "lucky" neck meats..
That is our same reaction, Dib. Stepping away from a turkey man who loves his neck meats.
"Ya see me neck meats? They're lucky!"
Eww...
Just back away Dib, and don't go near that turkey man again. Heck, even the face on his shirt is disgusted.
Dib finally finds Chickenfoot's room.
Dib enters Chickenfoot's room.
Oh noes! Chickens!
"Chickenfoot!"
"GO AWAY! DON'T LOOK AT ME!”
"DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE! MY HORRIBLE FACE!"
"What happened to you?" Don't eat that, Dib. That has been on the floor.
"It's a sad, sad, revolting tale!"
Chicky Licky, a discount version of KFC and Chick-Fil-A.
Chickenfoot, once known as Chuy Rodriguez...
Ah yes, tell your tale how you once had a happy life by smelling a random flower.
"I lived…"
"I laughed…" He was once friends with Eric and Maria?
Some random dog...
"I loved!"
He hugs the doggy.
"But one fateful day, my destiny collided with a defective microwave oven... of doom!"
"Potatoes are bad!"
"These potatoes are great!" Why eat rotten, wet french fries?! What’s in that food at Chicky Licky!?
"These potatoes are the best potatoes in the world!"
Chickenfoot cooks the chicken, unaware of the situation going on.
Eric is still chowing on the nasty wet fries like crazy.
Maria can't help but had to yank the tray to prevent crazy Eric from eating the bad fries.
Maria tries to yank the tray away from Eric.
Maria successfully pulls the tray away, but accidentally flings it.
Eric is gonna regret this...
Chickenfoot is somehow staring at the microwave not knowing the tray is going to cause a disaster.
The tray hits the microwave.
The microwave is splashed, and starts going out of hand.
Chuy about to witness the explosion.
The microwave starts to explode!
The back-view of Chicky Licky.
BOOM!
Eric! If you had just listened to Maria, this insanity wouldn't have happened...
"I survived, but the accident had caused an unholy fusion of man and chicken!"
"Neither man nor chicken! Something in-between! A... a chicken-y man!"
"The explosion probably just stuck the zipper! I could pull it loose!"
"You speak madness, boy!"
"Everyday that goes by, I become more grotesque!" This poor man needs help...
"That's because you don't bathe!"
"Now the chicken meal toys are my only friends! My one regret is I never got the dirty chicken toy."
Dib hears "dirty chicken toy".
"Wait, you mean this?"
The rare chicken toy that Chickenfoot never got!
Chickenfoot dramatically stares at the chicken toy Dib is holding.
Chickenfoot tries to grab the chicken toy but Dib swipes it away.
Dib tells Chickenfoot that he has to get help.
"Hold on! Only if you promise to come to the hospital with me! I think I can put an end to this once and for all!"
Chuy at the hospital.
The doctor shows Chickenfoot that he is just inside the costume.
"Ya see Chuy? It's just a costume."
"Let us take it off before you make a total mockery of paranormal studies!" He's telling facts, Chuy!
Chickenfoot when the doctor pulls his zipper.
The doctor starts to unzip Chickenfoot’s costume.
She was only trying to help!
"YOU TAUNT ME!"
"I'm a freaks!, I'll always be a freak!"
"It's really hard to wanna chase somebody who smells that bad."
Chickenfoot runs away, totally losing his mind.
A nurse pushes a poor burn victim on a gurney.
Chickenfoot accidentally knocks down the burned man. This escalated quickly...
Dib picks up the dirty chicken toy Chickenfoot dropped.
"Chickenfoot! Come back!"
"You're not a freak! YOU'RE JUST STUPID!"
Dib is just getting ticked off at this point.
Chickenfoot sees his reflection, again.
Dib has to do something to put a stop to this...
Dib has an idea!
Go for it, Dib!
Nice throw!
Now pull!
Dib tries to pull the zipper.
Uh oh!
Pull harder, Dib!
Oh no!
Chickenfoot runs back into the hospital.
Dib holds onto the chicken toy!
Hold on!
Chickenfoot goes ballistic!
Chickenfoot bashes through the door only for it to shut tight.
Oof..
The media Dib called was perfect timing!
The chicken toy about to unzip Chickenfoot.
Chuy finally freed from the Chicky Licky costume.
The media witness Chuy freed from the costume.
"CHICKENFOOT ROCKS!"
"The curse is lifted! Thank you!"
"Chickenfoot was a fraud, ALL ALONG?!"
"This just proves that paranormal studies isn't a bunch of crazies believing in anything!"
"We also disprove the frauds!"
Two reporters get into a ridiculous fight.
"What's wrong with you people!?!" Yeah, what IS wrong with everybody in this cartoon?
"And so, the legendary Chickenfoot has been exposed as a fake, calling into question all other monster sightings."
"Well, that didn't turn out like I planned, but at least it's finally over." Good for him!
Oh, no! Here we go again!