Turkeyneck

Turkeyneck
Homeworld	Earth
Gender	Male
Hair Color	Dirty Blond
Eye Color	Black
Affiliation(s)	Sweaty Pits

Turkeyneck is a man that made his sole appearance in "The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot", where he was seen entering the Sweaty Pits apartment complex in which he crossed paths with Dib, who was in search of Chickenfoot. After seeing some feathers on the floor, he went after Turkeyneck, which made the man run but that did little to escape Dib, who easily found him by following the trail of feathers.

Turkeyneck soon found out about the mistaken identity and told Dib where to find Chickenfoot, who was two doors down, and when asked why he ran, Turkeyneck simply replied that kids are always after his "lucky neck meats", so he conceals his fowl complexion in a trench coat. This answer disturbs Dib, who slowly walks out of the apartment with a disgusted look on his face. After this, Turkeyneck was never seen or mentioned again.

Facts of Doom.

• He is a possible parody of Lucky, the mascot for Lucky Charms cereal; Turkeyneck shares the leprechaun's Irish accent, and stated that children are "always after me lucky neck-meats", much like how the children are always after Lucky the leprechaun's Lucky Charms.
• His vast expanse of neck meat resembles that of a turkey, hence his name.
• Presumably he and Chickenfoot are (or were) friends as Turkeyneck knew where he lived, but Chickenfoot was so mentally unstable that he believed that the chicken toys are his only friends.
• He was voiced by Fred Tatasciore.